

Blitzcrank


Rusty Blitzcrank
November 20, 2009


Goalkeeper Blitzcrank
June 22, 2010
One of the all time greatest keepers for Chaos FC, Blitzcrank has finally taken their place in the Sports Hall of Fame. Their image rests proudly with the likes of Volleyball Dragon, Women's Tennis Scuttle Crab, and Badminton Baron Nashor.


Boom Boom Blitzcrank
August 30, 2010
Their fists are named “boom” and “boom,” proving that robots are a perfect facsimile of human life.


Piltover Customs Blitzcrank
March 7, 2011
Your robot's legs were busted, so we replaced them with a vintage '32 hot rod, and eight-cylinder external mounted coal engine. Plus we painted flames on his fists. The flames cost extra.


Definitely Not Blitzcrank
October 19, 2011
I, not a robot.


iBlitzcrank
March 1, 2013
Built as household assistance automata, thousands of iBlitzcranks were corrupted by Program during a routine software update. With their human owners oblivious to this fact, they continue to help, waiting patiently for the time their new command lines are initiated.


Riot Blitzcrank
August 22, 2013
A Riot Games skin obtained by either meeting a Rioter or attending an official Riot event in 2013.


Battle Boss Blitzcrank
August 20, 2015
A boss hailing from a popular science fiction shooter, Blitzcrank is well known in the gaming community for cheap mechanics, powerful attacks, and a massive health pool. Veigar fittingly made them the gatekeeper of his personal fortress, because Veigar hates fun.


Lancer Rogue Blitzcrank
November 16, 2017
An ancient sentinel corrupted by mysterious black lightning, Rogue Lancer Blitzcrank mercilessly crushes provincial armies, destroying entire castles with kings still on their thrones. What caused its rampage is still uncertain, but for now it seems to be following its dread protocol to the letter.


Lancer Paragon Blitzcrank
November 16, 2017
A silent protector of the masses, the artificial paladin Blitzcrank was aroused from the earth by a bolt of mysterious white lighting. It now serves all honorable subjects, defending with true and calculated precision.


Witch's Brew Blitzcrank
October 24, 2019
Once nothing but a simple cauldron, Blitzcrank was enchanted, brought to life in order to assist Miss Fortune in her beguiling bewitchments.


Space Groove Blitz & Crank
March 31, 2021
Blitz and Crank are Cat Planet's fiercest warriors, and work together seamlessly (mostly) to pilot their mech, Blitzcrank. While Crank believes that he can overcome his lack of rhythm with the help of his exuberant copilot, Blitz is… well… he's busy dancing to his own beat. Together they plan to take over Dog Planet and claim its sunbeams for themselves.


Victorious Blitzcrank
November 16, 2021
Victorious Blitzcrank was awarded to players who reached Gold or higher in the 2021 season.


Zenith Games Blitzcrank
September 9, 2022
Originally a bomb defusal robot, Blitzcrank was made a referee because of their ability to make split-second adjustments to stay ahead of the prodigious athletes. Only later did everyone realize that the bot's background made them unusually effective in defusing the intense... disagreements that often arise.


Beezcrank
November 22, 2023
Beezcrank has a reputation for getting his bee-infantry into sticky situations. Probably because of that giant honey-comb mech-arm.